Should you, against all good advice and the sensible instinct to turn away, choose to click on one of these regrettable destinations, you will, alas, be subjected to further reading that can only serve to deepen your despair and, quite possibly, hasten your already inevitable gloom.

• Australia
• Barbados
• Brazil
• Canada
• Croatia
• Germany
• Greece
• Iceland
• Indonesia
• Japan
• Lithuania
• Portugal
• Spain
• United States

It is possible that I have yet to publish a single, dreary word concerning your chosen destination. In this case you may find yourself facing an error page. This is clearly a failure on my part. My apologies are, as ever, insufficient. Like all unpleasant things, the necessary information will arrive in due course. Stay tuned for its inevitable appearance.